1). Robocop - This is a cool idea for a movie. Regular cop gets beaten within a inch of his life and gets a robot makeover. Pretty cool if you ask me. I even had the action figure. But if you watch this movie today, you almost have to look away because of the graphics and poor acting by Peter Weller. If you put some high quality actors in the movie and give it some of today's technology in it, this movie would be bad ass!
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Top 5 Movies That SHOULD Be Remade
1). Robocop - This is a cool idea for a movie. Regular cop gets beaten within a inch of his life and gets a robot makeover. Pretty cool if you ask me. I even had the action figure. But if you watch this movie today, you almost have to look away because of the graphics and poor acting by Peter Weller. If you put some high quality actors in the movie and give it some of today's technology in it, this movie would be bad ass!
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Top 5 Worst Actors and Actresses
1). Paul Walker - I can't stand watching this guy. He just can't act, and he keeps showing up in these action movies that require a little bit of acting ability that he just doesn't have. It makes sense that his last name is Walker because every time he is on screen, that's what i become...."A Walker" away from his movies.
Worst Performance: The Fast and the Furious
2). Jessica Alba - Is she beautiful? Without a doubt. Is she super sexy? Yes indeed. But can she act? Nope. Just watch Machete. Funny movie and I love Robert Rodriguez movies, but she was just hard to watch.
Worst Performance: Machete
3). Dane Cook - Is he funny? Extremely. I saw him in concert. He's hysterical. But he needs to just do that. He can't act. He just can't. Dane Cook....just stick to stand up comedy.
Worst Performance: Dan In Real Life
4). Megan Fox - Just like Jessica Alba. Is she incredibly sexy? Unbelievably sexy, but she can't act. Her looks will continue to put her in movies and that's fine. It's probably the only reason she was in Transformers 2. She was not missed in Transformers 3.
Worst Performance: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
5). Channing Tatum - Some of his line deliveries are just awkward. And there was a ton in G.I. Joe. He's just not that good. He's in some upcoming comedies so we'll see if does any better in those.
Worst Performance: G.I Joe
Honorable Mentions - Ashton Kutcher - Miley Cyrus - Paris Hilton - Jessica Simpson
So that's my list. These people just can't hack it. Yes Indeed.
Saturday, November 12, 2011
The Yes Indeed Papers Salute...
- Friends
- Picture Perfect
- Office Space
- Bruce Almighty
- Along Came Polly
- The Good Girl
- The Break Up
- Marley and Me
- He's Just Not That Into You
- The Bounty Hunter
- The Switch
- Just Go With It
- Horrible Bosses
Coming soon, Aniston stars in Wanderlust with Paul Rudd, and it looks pretty hilarious. Jennifer Aniston is a really good actress who doesn't get enough credit. I mean, she's Rachael Green for crying out loud. So from all of us here at The Yes Indeed Papers, (and by all of us, I mean just me) Jennifer Aniston, we salute you......Yes Indeed!
Monday, November 7, 2011
Horrible Bosses
So I wrote a blog a little while back about movies aren't Rated R anymore and I think it reached some people because I recently watched Horrible Bosses and it was that Rated R hilarious comedy that hasn't been seen in quite some time.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Dave Song of the Month...
So Much To Say
Say my hell is the closet
I'm stuck inside
Can't see the light
And my heaven is a nice house
In the sky
Got central heating
And I'm alright
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Can’t see the light
Keep it locked up inside
Don’t talk about it
Talk about the weather
Can't see the light
Open up my head and let me out, little baby
Here we have been standing
For a long, long time
Treading trodden trails for a long, long time
I say my hell is the closet
I'm stuck inside
Can't see the light
And my heaven is a nice house in the sky
Got central heating and I'm alright
Here we have been standing for a long, long time
Treading trodden trails for a long, long time
I find sometimes it's easy
To be myself
Sometimes I find it's better to be somebody else
I see you young and soft oh little baby
Little feet, little hands, little baby
One year of cryin' and the words creep up inside
Creep into your mind
So much to say
Here we have been standing for a long, long time
Treading trodden trails for a long, long time
I find sometimes it's easy
To be myself
Sometimes I find it's better
To be somebody else
So much to say
Open up my head and let me out
Little baby